20-Inch Ulysses the Black Christmas Tree

Joy to the world this… “peace on Earth” that… whatever happened to fun? Why can’t Ulysses place 20 identical boxes under the tree-one with a flat-screen television, the rest with old socks-and then let his friends pick their presents? Maybe he could even fill them all with flat-screens… that’d be pretty fun too, huh? Heh… heh…