12-Inch Bartok the Green Monster Latte

Bartok can’t wait for the Mad Science Fair! He has a theory that if he consumes half a salamander spleen, 12 mints, and a gallon of cola, foam will erupt from his ears. There’s a lot of heavy hitters going out this year, like the carnivorous peanut and the textbook vaporizer, but here’s hoping he wins the Golden Beaker!