5-Inch Don the Charcoal Donkey

Do not toss that slimy head of lettuce or those used coffee grounds-mail them to Decay With Don! He’ll add them to the skyhigh compost pile that adorns his front lawn and nourishes all the soil in the city. Don’s slogan is, “If you don’t compost-you’re toast!” and on that subject…you done with that rye crust yet?